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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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theconcealedweapon

If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

  1. Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?
  2. Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.
  3. Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

idrinkluciostears

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Mm, it says here these are facts

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thatpettyblackgirl

British people: lol all we’re known for is drinking tea and being extremely polite it’s basically our brand 

Commonwealth countries:

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Canadian people: lol all we’re known for is playing hockey and being extremely polite it’s basically our brand

Native Americans:

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America: We’ve always been the best and the land of the free!

Literally everyone except white american men:

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geekandmisandry

Australia: we are so harmless and silly, throw a shrimp on the baaarbie, this is the lucky land!

Aboriginals, Immigrants and Asylum Seekers:

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thisiseverydayracism

New Zealand: oh look at us cute little country over here with hobbits and pretty mountains and “friendly” people teehee

Every person of color:

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glorianas

everyone on this post dunking on their own country warms my heart

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cloverfeels

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.